Wednesday 18 September 2013

C.Ronaldo currently highest paid footballer


Cristiano Ronaldo is now the highest paid footballer in the world, after penning a bumper five-year deal with Real Madrid. The deal, will see him earn twice what Gareth Bale takes home – Marca claims the 28-year-old will earn €17 million a year for the next five seasons. Lionel Messi picks up a fixed €13 million plus an extra €3 million in incentives. “I’m really happy here,” he said. “I’ll be here five more years. I just want to win trophies for this club. “I appreciate the fans like me a lot to be here. I’m happy, I want to give my best on the pitch. “I will be honest with you – everyone knows I was in Manchester for six years. Manchester is in the past. “Now my club is Real Madrid. This is my home, my family is here and I’m really happy here. “I respect all the clubs who ask about me. But they always know that my decision, that my only goal is to be here and to play at this club until, maybe, the end of my career.

Arik Flight en-route London, Makes Emergency Landing In Palmas, Spain As Woman Gives Birth on Board to London


An Arik Air flight with over 100 passengers en route to London Sunday was forced to make an emergency landing in Palmas, Spain, as a woman went into labour and gave birth while the aircraft was airborne. The pilot was said to have requested the emergency landing on the advice of two doctors who were on board the aircraft and had helped the mother deliver the baby. After the birth of the child, the mother, whose identity has so far been withheld, was said to have experienced excessive hemorrhaging, necessitating the emergency landing. At the time of this report, both mother and child were said to have been stable but were left behind in Palmas for monitoring by medical personnel, while the flight continued on its journey to London. 

On enquiry, KRS learnt that the airline was trying to ascertain if the woman had presented a false medical report from her doctor on the true duration of her pregnancy or she had gone into premature labour while on board the flight. Women with full term pregnancies are not allowed to travel by air, according to International Civil Aviation Organisation (ICAO) regulations. As such, intending pregnant passengers are required to present medical reports certifying that they are less than 32 weeks pregnant before they are allowed to fly. 

A source said the airline was carrying out a full-scale investigation to ascertain the genuineness of the medical report presented by the woman. Arik Air’s management said yesterday that if it is discovered that the woman was given a false report to enable her fly, it would file a special complaint against the doctor who had issued the medical report to the Nigeria Medical Association (NMA) for endangering her life.

Man Set To Marry Goat ‘He Is In Love With’ At Devils Church In October


A widower in Brazil, Aparecido Castaldo, 74, has decided to end his solitutude and marry his pet goat, Carmelita.
“She doesn’t speak and doesn’t want money,” says the father of eight children – four women and four men from four different marriages.
Mr Castaldo, who has been in love with the pet for two years, wanted to be united with his goat Carmela in a church, by an evangelical minister.
Unfortunately, none of the churches he contacted with his unusual request wanted to perform the ceremony.
So Aparecido eventually contacted Toninho do Diabo (Tom the Devil), an old friend who just happens to be one of the most famous satanists in Brazil.
The wedding is now scheduled to take place at midnight, on October 13, at the Devil’s Church, in Sao Paolo. ”Only our church accepted this love between man and animal because we have no prejudice,” Toninho said.
The wedding will be followed by a big party on All Souls’ Day the following day.
Carmelita ate her first wedding dress but has been found another.
Her husband to be , Mr Aparicedo said: “Whenever someone says I am doing something wrong I reply the goat does not speak, ask for money to go shopping and doesn’t get pregnant – and she can’t talk.”

WEIRD!!! Rest-In-Style :- See The $30,000 Coffin With An In-built Sound System


RIP now Rest in Style as sound Systems are now being integrated into luxury coffins.The Fredrick Hjelmquist’s CataCombo Sound System now fitted into coffins cost $30,000 and comes with speakers and a Spotify music streaming account.  The great thing is, while the dead enjoy their favourite choice of music, the living can share in the experience by changing the mix online or  see a digital readout of what’s playing on the tombstone 

Makes sense? 

Obsessed fan kills pet dog after British Band, One Direction didn’t follow her on twitter

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A One Direction fan reportedly killed her pet Chihuahua because British boy band One Direction did not respond to requests to follow her on Twitter.
The woman sent a desperate tweet to the five singers from her @illumivato account two weeks ago saying: ‘Follow me or I’ll break my dog’s neck’.
The post was accompanied by a picture showing someone pinning a dog to the ground by its throat.
After being ignored, several days later, she wrote directly to band member Liam Payne on the social networking site to say: ‘I love you. Follow me. My dog has just died.’
She added a picture that she claimed showed her crying as she cradled a dead dog. 
Other Images that were reportedly taken from the @illumivato page before it was suspended show animals in blenders and a small child tied up.
Each comes with similar messages threatening to kill them if the boy band didn’t follow her on Twitter.


WOW!!! Man Buys Goat For $3.46M In Saudi Arabia [SEE PHOTO]


A Saudi businessman is said to have sold a goat for $3.46 million for another business man who was interested in it.


A local newspaper, Okaz reported that the sale of the animal for 13 million Saudi riyals ($3.46 million) has caused a stir on social media.
Websites have published images of the multimillion-goat and the cheque that sealed the deal. Experts interested in goat trading said the animal had unique features and is a rare breed. Find the cheque below.

UniJos Undergraduates Siphon N2Billion Electronically From Union Bank


Officials of the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) have arrested two young men identified as Isaiah Friday and Azzaior Samuel for allegedly defrauding a bank the sum of N2.05b. The suspects who claimed to be undergraduates of the University of Jos and two bureau de change operators, Salihu Mahmoud and Dan Ibrahim, connived to commit the criminal act.
The suspects were also accused of being members of a syndicate that specialised in breaking into the computer data base of financial institutions to carry out dry posting of funds…
The Head, Media and Publicity, EFCC, Wilson Uwujaren, said the suspects were arrested in Lagos and Jos.
Their arrest comes on the heels of a petition which the commission received from Union Bank of Nigeria Plc, Marina, Lagos, in January 2013, alleging that a criminal attack had been launched on its data base known as ‘Flexcube’, by yet-to-be-identified criminals who falsified the bank records and accounts and created unjustified huge opening balances in several accounts across the bank’s branches. They subsequently transferred funds from those accounts to several accounts in other banks.
The petition, which was signed by one A.F Olufade, Head of Fraud Investigation at the bank, said cash withdrawals and electronic transfers totalling N2.05bn was involved in the scam.
It was learnt that EFCC initial investigation showed that Friday, who was carrying out computer system maintenance services for one of the Union Bank branches in Jos, Plateau State, on a part-time basis, paved the way for the fraudsters to penetrate the bank’s database. Uwujaren said, Friday was traced and arrested. His arrest led to the arrest of Azaaior Samuel.
Investigations further revealed that Samuel introduced Friday to Mahmoud, who is the mastermind of the fraud with others now at large.
Mahmoud and other collaborators told Friday that they needed access to the bank’s database in order to carry out some postings. They promised to give Friday N.5m if the deal succeeded. Friday agreed. On the day the crime was committed, he told people at the bank that Samuel was his colleague who had accompanied him to work.
It was learnt that after the gang had succeeded in gaining access to the bank’s premises, it carried out the postings to six different company accounts domiciled in Union Bank’s Marina branch in Lagos.
The accounts are Gona Bureau De Change Limited, Jaxmine Bureau De Change Limited, Dan Kawu Bureau De Change Limited, Godswill Great Communications, ZHG Services Limited and A and B Console Limited. The postings were carried out and the syndicate thereafter went to the bank to withdraw all the funds. Friday was paid as promised and other syndicate members now at large shared the remaining balance.
The EFCC spokesman added that the commission had been able to recover   $2,129,900 and another N134,542, from  the fraudsters.
Other items recovered are furniture worth N10m from Salihu Liman’s one bedroom apartment in Yaba, Lagos; four vehicles, landed properties in Kano and Kaduna and a four-bedroom duplex worth N45m in Lagos. Investigation into the scam continues…

PHOTOS: Check Out Duncan Mighty’s N10m Mercedes Convertible


We never doubted Duncan Mighty‘s music skills and maybe we should also be respecting his bank account a little more… The very talented Highlife singer who recently joined the Instagram craze, showed off his 2012 Mercedes Benz E-Class convertible (and of course he had to pull the top open just to make sure we clearly got the message). A new toy like that costs about N10m. You don’t ball easy when you’re Port Harcourt’s first son…


courtesy: NET

Don Jazzy, D’banj, & JJC Before Their Fame & Fortune [PHOTO]


Don Jazzy shared this picture of himself, JJC and D’Banj with the caption “Time”. Wow!!!! Started from the real bottom ….

wonders shall never cease


We see different postures everyday, some unique, some weird and some bizarre.
What class does this picture fall under?

Power Of Make-Up :- BEFORE & AFTER Look of TV and Radio personality Fade Ogunro


The talented Beat FM OAP and new MNET TV presenter Fade Ogunro stunning look for the launch party of her new TV show – Glam Report. Makeup done by Joyce Jacob Beauty. 

JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE'S AUNT ARRESTED Allegedly Stole $64k from JT's Parents




Justin Timberlake
's got some serious family drama back home in Tennessee -- where his aunt is currently locked up after allegedly stealing thousands of dollars from his parents in a check forging scheme.

According to law enforcement, 
Jane Harless -- whose brother Paul married Justin's mother when the singer was 5 -- was arrested in Shelby County, TN on Friday after cops say they found evidence she forged more than 100 bad checks.

Officials believe ... 53-year-old Jane was writing checks out to her herself and forging her brother's signature -- stealing more than $64,000 from JT's mom and step-dad (pictured above) from 2011 to 2013.

Jane reportedly worked for her brother before 2011 but it's unclear what she did ... or why they parted ways.

FYI -- Paul is a minority owner of the Memphis Grizzlies ... and a partner in Justin's Mirimichi golf course.

We reached out to JT's people for comment -- so far, no word back.



DRAKE & THE GAME WE'LL HELP PAY FOR FUNERALS After 5 Kids Die In Tragic Ohio Housefire

Drake and The Game are teaming up to help cover funeral costs for 6 people -- including 5 young siblings -- who died in a tragic house fire in Ohio ... even though the rappers didn't know the victims.

The Game got the ball rolling after learning about 
Anna Angel -- who was working her shift at Burger King when a fire consumed her home while her 5 young children and her boyfriend were trapped inside. There were no survivors. 
Game Instagram'd about the tragedy ... saying, "I can deal with a lot of things but people losing their children is something that kills me every time."

The Game -- who recently pledged to donate $1 million dollars to people in need as part of his Robin Hood project -- says he was on the phone with Drake when he read about the woman's loss ... and they each agreed to donate $10,000 to help Anna cover the burial costs.

Drake later posted about the situation ... saying, "What
 [The Game] is doing will never be forgotten. Honored to be able to help people along side my brother."

In addition to their $20K ... the producers of Game'sTV show, 
"Marrying the Game" also pitched in $2,500.

As we previously reported, Game recently donated several thousand dollars to help out with another funeral after a 6-year-old girl was shot and killed in front of her home. Snoop also pitched in after learning about Game's contribution.

coutesy: TMZ

Monday 9 September 2013

DMXXX RAPPER GETS NAKED Runs Laps On Hotel Floor

Stop. Drop. Your pants. KRS has obtained footage of DMX at a Detroit hotel last weekend ... RUNNING NAKED LAPS AROUND THE HALLWAY ... just because he felt like it.

The footage begins with DMX walking around a hotel hallway in just his boxer shorts, socks and house arrest ankle bracelet ... while a hotel employee removes room service from one of the rooms on the floor.

All of the sudden, X ducks behind a corner with a mischievous grin on his face -- drops his shorts -- and launches into a full ass naked, dong-out sprint.

Eventually, X returns to the starting line and grabs his drawers ... and then casually walks back toward his room as if nothing ever happened. It's pretty hilarious.

We reached out to X ... who said he just "felt like" doing a nudie run that day ... adding, "Imnotashamedofanythingigot" (read: "I'm not ashamed of anything I got.").

Hey, at least he wasn't arrested for anything that day ...



courtesy: TMZ

Premila Lal, 18-Year-Old Colorado Teen, Shot Dead In Prank Gone Wrong



A Colorado teen was shot and killed Friday evening after a prank on a friend went horribly wrong.
Police say that Premila Lal, 18, and a cousin planned to scare her 15-year-old brother and an older friend, Nerrek Galley, by making noise and jumping out of a closet. But when Galley thought there was an intruder wandering the house, he opened fire, fatally injuring Lal.
"They somehow entered the house and my son and Nerrek didn't know it was them," Lal's father, Pravenn, told KDVR. "After she was shot, then Nerrek realized it was Premila."
Galley, 21, rushed Lal to Longmont United Hospital, where she was later pronounced dead.
"We can characterize this young women's death as unintended and extremely tragic," Cmdr. Jeff Satur, Longmont police spokesman, told the Denver Post.
At the time of the incident, Lal was supposed to attend Niwot High School’s homecoming football game, according to Fox News.
Police arrested Galley on charges unrelated to the shooting, according to the Longemont Times-Call.

James Bond’s “The Spy who loved me” submarine car is up for sale


The “submarine car” James Bond used in the movie “The Spy Who Loved Me” is on sale in London on Monday, 24 years after it was “found” in a U.S. storage unit. The white Lotus Esprit, which was converted into a submarine during a sequel in the 1977 movie starring Roger Moore as 007, is estimated to sell for up to 950,000 pounds ($1.48 million). Known as “Wet Nellie” on the set of the film, the fully operational submarine car was among the contents of a storage unit in Long Island, New York which was bought by a couple in a “blind” public auction in 1989. Although six Esprit body shells were used in filming, only one was converted into a “submarine car”, RM Auctions said. The car was placed in a pre-paid storage unit for 10 years after filming. The contents of storage unit were sold sight unseen in 1989 when rental payments for the unit fell into delinquency. “We have a great track record in selling incredible and iconic movie cars, and this particular Lotus is certainly up there amongst the most famous cars of all time,” RM Managing Director Max Girardo said in a statement. The auction house previously sold the Aston Martin DB5 used by Sean Connery as James Bond in the “Goldfinger” and “Thunderball” movies for 2.9 million pounds in 2010.

Qatari Billionaire’s Wife, Janet Jackson spotted shopping for Hijab in DubaI


From Gulf News
Dubai: Janet Jackson seems to be settling into her new role as a dutiful Qatari wife. The pop star was spotted in Dubai on Thursday shopping for abayas at Village Mall along the Jumeirah Beach Road.
According to Gulf News reader Pylene, Jackson, who married Qatari business tycoon Wissam Al Mana last year, walked into abaya boutique Toushih at around four in the afternoon. “She was talking to the shop attendants and picking some of the clothes. She had a companion, another woman, who was dressed in an abaya.”
A person who was present at the store confirmed to that the visitor was indeed Jackson.

See more photos after the cut…



Trending Fashion??? Dr Sid Wears Skirt To A Wedding!!


Seems the Kanye West inspired style is what’s in vogue now. Dr Sid wore this as a bridegroom at a Nigerian wedding in Scotland.. In scotland, it’s called a Kilt. What do you guys think? WizKid, Iyanya, and Others were also pictured wearing it. 

Chinese slimming tea kills Nollywood location manager

Hollywood’s Location manager Chinedu Epeagba is dead. Initially Rumours had it that he was killed by diabolical means coming from his Home town Mbaise in Imo state.
However comic actor Ugezu J Ugezu has thrown more light on the situation by revealing that Chinedu died from effects of Chinese slimming tea. He said
“Our preliminary investigation, backed with scientific presentations from the last doctor that treated him in Onitsha, shows that Dabebe died from complications triggered by the made in China SLIMMING TEA, which he started drinking in July.
This tea, medicine or whatever, gradually destroyed all his internal organs and by the time he became too weak and got rushed to the hospital, his body couldn’t respond to treatment; organs were ruined already. The sad news is that Dabebe, that promising young man, is dead.”
This is quite ironical and sad,a tea that is supposed to enhance and prolong life actually ended it. RIP Chinedu

A Chilled Thrill! Ice Cream Sandwiches You Can Make in Two Minutes


This is one of my favorite quick snack-time treats for my girls (and me!). Sitting on the back porch eating these is the epitome of the last days of summer (in the middle of summer, it's too hot to sit outside in the afternoon). You could use ice cream, but I find that frozen whipped topping doesn't melt quite as quickly and that the graham crackers are less likely to break. Also, if your house is anything like mine, anytime you pull out the rainbow sprinkles, your mom status goes through the roof. 

Ingredients 
Graham crackers 
Frozen whipped topping 
Rainbow sprinkles 

Directions 
1. Take one graham cracker sheet (I like cinnamon best, but any kind is delicious) and break in half to form two squares. Place a dollop of frozen whipped topping on one square and top with the other square, pressing gently together to form a sandwich. 

 2. Pour rainbow sprinkles onto a plate and roll the edges of the ice cream sandwich through them to help the adhere to the frozen whipped topping. Shake gently to remove excess. 
Serve immediately. 

Friday 6 September 2013

Kate Middleton & Prince William To Get Madame Tussaud Style Wax Session!


Prince William and Kate Middleton are getting cloned! Okay, they're getting cloned as wax models, but that's still pretty fuh-reaking cool!
The Madame Tussaud's in Washington, D.C. is set to unveil the royal couple's banging doppelgangers on September 12th!
Hmm isn't it a little ironic that our nation's capital will house the wax figures of royalty from the country we declared our independence from?
JK Great Britain JK! We couldn't be more excited to get to see, pose with, and caress (until security makes us stop) William and Kate's molded twinzies!
We hope boy George will get his own wax figure, you know, 9 months later!


Corporal Shoots ASP Dead During Argument @ The Police Station




From Punch
When on April 6, 2013, Jane and Olusoji Elegbede got married in Lagos State, their joy knew no bounds.
Although Olusoji was a policeman serving in Yobe State, which is fraught with security challenges, Jane did not mind living there with him. Their plan was to settle down, have children and grow old together.
Unfortunately, this was not to be as Olusoji, an Assistant Superintendent of Police, was gunned down by a police corporal  in Gashua Bade Local Government, Yobe State, while on duty less than five months after their wedding.
Olusoji’s widow, who spoke while fighting back tears, told PUNCH Metro that she was still in shock over the incident.
Narrating what led to her 39-year-old husband’s killing, Jane said her husband, who was the Administration Officer at Gashua Police Division, was killed by a 53-year-old corporal, Andrew Bitus.
She said, “The station is situated in a barracks and we all live in the barracks. The corporal (Bitus), was dating an elderly woman and they had a quarrel. Bitus wanted to part ways with the woman, so he told her to refund the money he had spent on her but the woman refused.
“The corporal dragged the woman to the station but the Divisional Police Officer intervened, saying it was a civil case and told the corporal to take the matter to the court.
“The DPO travelled some days later, on August 30, 2013 to be precise. The corporal arrested the woman again.
“My husband, who was the most senior officer in the station at the time, reiterated what the DPO said and ordered the corporal to let the woman  go.
“The corporal, instead, started harassing the woman at the station. My husband then told other policemen at the station to register a case against the corporal for his behaviour.”
Jane said the corporal became infuriated and insulted her husband who was over 10 years younger than him.
She said in the ensuing argument, the corporal brought out his rifle and shot the deceased many times.
She said, “I was in my house when I heard gunshots. Initially I thought it was Boko Haram members that were attacking the station. It was a few minutes later that someone informed me that my husband had been shot.
“When I got to the station, I was told by policemen that the corporal brought out his gun and shot my husband in front of the counter. My husband was said to have fled, but the corporal chased him and rained bullets on him. I met my husband in a pool of blood.
“When I asked why they could not stop the trigger-happy policeman, they told me that they had to run for cover for fear of being hit by the bullets.”
PUNCH Metro learnt that Olusoji was rushed to the General Hospital, Gashua, and was taken to the theatre where a surgery was done to remove the bullets from his body.
“The doctors told me that he survived and was going to be taken to the Federal Medical Centre, however, they later opened up to me that he died during the surgery,” she said.
Jane insisted that the corporal must be brought to book, adding that her husband was not involved in any love affair with the woman who was at the centre of the feud.
PUNCH Metro learnt that the killer policeman had been dismissed and was being detained at the State Criminal Investigation Department, Damaturu.
The unidentified woman, who was being harassed by the corporal, had also been arrested.
A cousin of the deceased, Kunle Bajela, said apart from getting justice for the killing, the family wanted his widow to be well taken care of by the police authorities.
“My cousin died in active service and we want those who depended on him for their upkeep are not neglected by the police,” he said.
The Force Public Relations Officer, Frank Mba, told our correspondent on the telephone that he would call later to brief him on the incident.